A behind the scenes look at an adolescence spent in hospitals.
If you’re small-minded like me, maybe that hints at a bigger issue.
If you’ve ever experience “the crouch” you know what I’m talking about.
It’s important to know what other people think you should regret. Apparently.
Scratch that, girls will be women. Only boys can be boys.
If you must heckle women, here’s why you’re a troll.
Always come prepared for festivities with your own festiveness.
English is confusing, And WAY oversexualized.
A short list of platitudes I hate and why you should too.
If you’re married and you disagree with me, read on.
Women never have burned bras, but maybe we should…
Either I’ve been doing it wrong for years, or the male fantasy is inaccurate. HMM.
Being Single is Like…
You know you’re single if you’re familiar with moldy food.
Being single is EXACTLY like being left-handed, kind of.
You were born to stick out, the same amount as everyone else.
The disease is not being single, but also I’m sure that’s something people think.
Both a PT Cruiser and being single lower the value of your street cred.
Someone in town is dating people, but it’s not me.
Getting to know introverts is challenging, but don’t let that stop you.
My take on “La La Land”. If you liked it, you won’t like this.
For the rabid Hallmark romances and alcohol consumer.
All about the original glorious Mr. Deeds. Caution: this film review and movie are in black and white.
Don’t mind me taking apart this classic movie I watch yearly. I don’t mean it.
Women of the TV realm who rule.
Why a dating website for Christians should have never made a movie.
If you don’t know your Austen, well, you should. You’re probably just like one of her characters — and not the cool one.
This is Thomas Hardy the writer, not Tom Hardy the actor. I’m sure his guide to relationships is very different.
These women may be secondary characters, but they made legendary use of their time.
A critique of Working Girl in light of modern working women.
A small sampling of why you should never listen to lyrics.
How to write your own Nicholas Sparks movie in several easy steps.
Admit it: You probably wanted to be one at least once in your life.
Disney’s Robin Hood is the epitome of love stories. Trust me.
Quick guide on how to be a cliche in any movie where a man has a life crisis.
Obviously I’m talking about Bed of Roses. What else?
The Dating Pool
A quick journey into a short-lived experiment.
Why I should stop using the internet as a valid reason for doing things.
Ditch the traditional pick-up lines, think outside the grass.
Never hit on your seatmate, regardless of how long the flight is.
Sometimes the hot doctor is the last doctor you want to see.
He may not have been hot, I might have been in a lot of pain.
As John Mulaney says, “I thought this was going to be a much bigger issue…”
I definitely would have listened to this advice from me in high school.
Congratulations on perfect earth attendance.
This is probably an interesting post, can’t quite recall.
Is the grandma on my shoulder the devil or is it the frat bro?
Sometimes words come naturally, and sometimes I ruin conversations.
A nice tutorial on how you can overthink any situation into something embarrassing.
Take a moment to get outside yourself, plus who doesn’t like popping bubbles?
This is not about the Coldplay song. You’re welcome.
You matter too. Technically we’re all made of matter. IMPORTANT matter.
How to make the most out of the important relationships in your life.
Never regret being a positive influence.
All of us angsty lovers have something in common with God, who knew?
Is it impossible? Or is it just mostly impossible?
It’s not because he’s not a jerk.
Single Person “Hacks”
Spoiler alert: Stop throwing parties because you have to.
If you want to know how to enjoy making cookies all day, it’s pretty simple: alcohol.
I’m too lazy to mail this, so here.
Who needs a big bed when you can fit a dining room into your bedroom instead?
Dining out solo is the worst thing you can do, outside of talking in the theater.
Seriously though. You should do this.
If you’re ever without a wine bottle opener at someone else’s house, you’ll need to know this.
The trick is not slicing off a finger.
Social media is way overwhelming.
Why have a 401K when you can have a really really snuggly blanket?
Have you ever locked yourself out of your apartment…during a tornado?
A helpful guide to panicking over spiders.
How to party like you’re… your actual age because it’s not a big deal.
My wish is to not get road rage. Wish not granted.
A short poem to commemorate weird presents from family members.
Treat yo’ self is part of it.
Bottom line: I’m lazy and I like candy.
If “I wanna talk about you” always turns into “this is how I handle that”, read on.
I almost stole a sandwich once. It was terrifying.
I’m convinced they’re as rare as unicorns.
Please don’t hand me your child. For the kid’s sake.
Your life sucks worse than mine, are you happy now?
If you’ve ever been pushed off the sidewalk you know exactly what I’m talking about.
Panic is a terrible solution to life’s conundrums.
Be afraid. Of something. Later.
Never let me give you advice, outside of this excellent advice.
I’m a little bit incapable, but it’s okay because so are you!